quest4murdoc continues ...
monday ....
busy morning has distracted from m quest ....
2 recent emails ....
"aw these two hanging around Gorillaz Studios............and they
weren't waiting for no autographs. The tall horny one was an internet
porn star, before he went over to the dark side and became one of
Satan's slaves. The small one was a biker in a Satan's Slaves gang,
before he was murdered by a group of Hell's Angels who took a dislike to
his VW camper van.............him and the van went up in a big ball of
fire.
Camper van, porn star, pissed off biker with a grudge............these
boys have to be prime suspects, find these two and Murdoc's Winnebago
will not be too far away, trust me!
Billy the Fish"
with this
picture ....
bloody hell (pardon the pun!!) this is getting all metaphysical and like something
Neil Gaiman used to do with The Sandman back in late 80s' !
and
this from the man known as Trigger :hey i swear i haven't got the van but i'll ahve a
look.....
i think TaNk borrowed it to go fishing for condoms in
the canal.....
trigger
er..www.geocities.com/deejaytrigger/gorillazroadie.html
or www.glowbones.com
so we have nothing concrete ... except more red herrings ? hmmmmmm
afternoon laziness leads me to perusing the postings while i was offline i find this on the BB ...
New Leads.
by Murdoc (murdoc_niccals@hotmail.com)
on 30-Mar-01
I'm going to sift through the leads that you've all sent me to date and post the most promising candidates on www.murdocswinnebago.com next week. I've decided that which ever one of you Dr Whatsons helps me to find my passion wagon will be granted the first exclusive tour of it's awe inspiring interior! Hail Satan. The Niccals.
Re: New Leads. by Russel Hobbs (shoot_to_ill@hotmail.com)
on 30-Mar-01
I want everyone to pay attention. I've been keeping quiet because I do want to see Murdoc's vehicle returned to him but I don't want to see him using this excuse to wind you all up into a Hail Satan frenzy. Help him out for sure but whatch him, he's dodgy and nothing is ever what it seems with him about! Peace. Russ.
oh i'm pleased - the pain will be over ... sooooonnn
but then i will have no meaning ?
2/4 - update
notice murdocs new signature 'The Niccals' implies that there are more than one of the grumpy b*stards !? maybe my point about multiple personalities might have a point .... (well you NEVER bloody know !)
nicely worded answer imples that above is a load of b*llox
"Re: new signature theory ? by Murdoc (murdoc_niccals@hotmail.com)
on 2-Apr-01
How many times do you have to push your luck Stumbo? Look back over the entire hisory of the board and you'll see I've used "The Niccals" to sign off since the begining, just not as often thats all, you gonk! Split personality? You'll be getting a split lip if you don't stop banging on! Hail Satan. Murdoc "The Niccals" Niccals.
'i love the sound of breaking glass '
tuesday 3 april 2001
posted this to the BB
i've cracked it ...
Re: 2d - SOLUTION ! by stumbo (me@ireallylovemusic.co.uk)
on 3-Apr-01
actually this occured to me last night aswell .. maybe we're all missing one obvious point .. murdie (he's the grumpy guru of the band - for all you newcomers) slept in 2_d's bed .. why ? cos 2-D was out in the winne-bloody-bago getting more
biscuits at the 24 hour garage shop?! so there you have it .. 2D left the damn thing somewhere as it ran out of petrol/oil - have you seen the oil patches in the garage and 2D had to walk back and is too scared to tell his mate where his passion wagon is. there -i've cracked it. my quest is over. thankyou.
;-)
3/4 2001 late afternoon ...
sent email to satan's mate ...
already posted these but thought i'd push them once more in your direction
.. as i care deeply for this loss in your life.
well well well .. it looks as though i may have struck gold ?
posting on BB from the dark-n-grumpy one :
Don't blame Satan!
by Murdoc (murdoc_niccals@hotmail.com)
on 3-Apr-01
Fraiser? Bullet holes? Buy a new one Murdoc! Listen I've had that van longer than some of you have been alive, so sort it out! Stumbo, I take everything back, you are a true detective, Holmes would be proud, I do hope you don't fix up like him though! And Mr Moo Moo you're damn right there's an artist in charge here; Me! Keep on the trail fellas and when I get it back the booze is on me! All hail the dark lord! Murdoc Niccals.
4 April 01 - nothing to report - had to work for a living !
fifth of april two thousand and one
well not a lot to report .. excpet the police sign has changed .. new tel number 02076055292 - a meridian mailbox message system, tried craking the damn thing open - but i'm crap.
message on BB :
"More damn theories!
by First Mate spiderman9t9 (spiderman9t9@yahoo.com)
on 4-Apr-01
Right I have had it up to here with this Winnebago stuff (points to his neck)! I'm gonna solve this thing if it is the last thing I do!
Theory 1: Someone mentioned about the bullet holes in the 'Bago, well listen to this story and you'll find out how they got there! It all started when five hardcore hip-hoppy-hop-hop rappers were standing in the street doing some freestyling (rocker microphone! LOL). "My name is Russ and my mum makes a fuss" the large sized dark man says. "My name is Del and Russ fights like a girl" the extremely flexible blue man says. "My name is Steve and my sis is Eve!" the tall man with long hair says. "My name is Eve and my Bruv is Steve!" the big breasted female sings. "My name is Fred and I got a big bed!" the short man in the Winnebago says.
Suddenly from around the corner a laughing maniac in his car speeds past as he fires his Uzi through the window, the bullets fly everywhere, blood flies everywhere and four of the five go down. The only one left is "Russ", he looks down at the blue Del and says "Del, your van I will not sell" With a flicker of his eyelids Del passes away. As sirens are heard the scared "Russ" gets in Del's Winnebago and drives off as fast as he can. END
Now people what does that tell you? The Winnebago isn't even Murdoc's! It's Del's! And Del wanted it back and got Russel to steal it for him!
Theory 2: Now this is again pointing the finger at 2D, so any fans of the mentally ill 2D please dod not read on...you have been warned.
I was listening to CLint Eastwood and heard the words "Go ahead...make my day..." I switched the telly off and turned my Cd player on, Track 5 is played and I now hear the words "I got Sunshine in a bag"...well 2D that's not all you have in your sack is it! Like Darkmark/Edna said, Santa = Satan...and you Mr. D is SANTA! You and your big bag of sunshine AND Murdoc's Winnebago!!!!!!! GIVE IT BACK YOU BULE BEARDED FREAK!
In the words of my favourite investigator "quest4murdoc continues..."
Glad to see i'm affecting the equilibrium of the masses !